Also Post Bartending Game

Date: 2022-03-20 04:18 am (UTC)
morelikefakespeareamirite: (Who ya'll think ya'll frontin' on)
[Like immediately redials when the voicemail cuts him off]

I also don't plan to give your room back. I've repurposed it. That is to say, it is mine now. If you return from the dead, then you will simply have to live in the ball pit like the creature you are.

Or maybe W will show you some pity. He seems fond of you. He is also soft and squishy. He'll probably take pity on you.

I've already taken the liberty of redecorating, you see. Don't worry about it, it's not yours to worry about. Though I might be kind if you beg a little? You have bigger things to worry about, such as the whole being dead...thing!

Maybe I should spend your points on a lavish funeral. Oh, can you IMAGINE? Then again, you don't seem like the sort of person to get out much. If you were alive, I would probably tell you that you need to get out more or else no one will show up to your funeral. Too little too late, isn't i-[BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP Please select 1 to send your message. Select 2 to re-record]
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