darkroastbean | [IC INBOX]

I'd personally be really impressed if you managed that. You like hanging out with people, you just don't want to admit it.

Can you not say something that gross in front of me?

Consider it payback for the surprise caterpillars.

Was it really a surprise when the caterpillars were with me all along?

Yes?? I'm *not* actually a fae, of course that was a surprise.

I'm not really a fae either.

Yes you are. Why would you tell a blatant lie like that?

I wanted to feel included.

Literally no one else calls themselves a fae though. . .

Maybe you all should start then.

Do you. . .want us to?

If I said 'yes' then would you?

. . .

. . .

I don't think anyone is going to believe it coming from me but. . .sure, why not? We're all liars here.

You're the best conman in Japan, aren't you? Shouldn't it be "I'll make them believe it"?

[snorts]

Using my own title against me. Fine, yeah. I'll take on that challenge.

Besides, you'll have support from the ruler class servant Oberon to corroborate your story. A lie is more believable the more people that tell it, afterall.

You know I don't know what that means, right? But yeah, true. The others would probably pick up on it, too.

[Buzzing intensifies]

[this bug man;;;]

You like the idea of that, huh?

I don't dislike it.

A step up from not hating it! I'll take it.

[Stands up and brushes out 5000 dumb wizard robes]

[. . .? not gonna stop him so long as no more BUGS]

If you get any other memories, I'll watch them with you, okay?

It's your turn next.

Ahah, I guess so. I'll call you when I take one?

Re: Night 465

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