darkroastbean | [IC INBOX]

[stares at phone]

[frowns!!]

Okay but--you wouldn't eat it unless it was something you enjoyed. You wouldn't do something that you thought was pointless, right?

[Theres the sound of laughter from somewhere within the ballpit]

[!!!

STOMPING DOWN THE STEPS]

I can hear you! You're in here somewhere, I!

[Fuck]

No, I’m not.

[STARTS SCATTERING BALLS]

[Attempting to appear as small and round as possible]

[ACCIDENTALLY TOSSES HIM WHEN HE'S THROWING BALLS ASIDE]

--did I just touch something fuzzy?

[Accepts death]

-Woooooah!

--I!!!

[tries!! to catch!!]

[Does not go splat but does fly full force with the weight of a normal sized I into P’s hand]

You found me.

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Gotch--[DOWN HE GOES FUCK. fuckin weird ass alcheme powers!!]

I why are you hiding in the ballpit.

Who said I was hiding?

You did! You told me to find you!

…Technically I wasn’t hiding. Not all things that are found were hidden.

. . .

Are you a sphynx or a faerie? What kind of riddle is that!

[Trying to wriggle out of his hand]

Who said I'm a faerie?

[huffs and sets him down in the balls]

Your memories? Or are you just some kind of--bug gnome?

Perhaps I'm just a bug! Just as F is a rabbit.

F is not a rabbit, and you aren't a bug! You're both just weird.

[Poofs back to normal, laying back in the ball pit]

Isn't the polite term "eccentric"?

No need to be polite when the cameras aren't on.

So you're going to be rude to the fullest when we're inside?

Just honest.

So why are you--"not hiding" [air quotes] in the ballpit? Were you just bored?

Is there anything ruder than the truth?

...

If you don't want to tell me you could at least make up an excuse.

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