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If you don't want to tell me you could at least make up an excuse.

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I was bored. And I didn't exactly expect you to agree to a game.

I figure if we're hanging out, that's buys me another day of you not trying to sabotage the kitchen. Win/win for both of us.

I taught R how to do "magic" with the coffeepot....so just because you're distracting me that doesn't mean my trump card isn't filling in.

Please stop corrupting her, she's way too impressionable!

I’m making her strong, there’s a difference.

She's the team baby now, trust me, you don't need to make her any more powerful.

What good is power if she doesn't know how to properly wield it though?

'Properly' is relative when it comes to you!

You really like having her around though, huh?

I said nothing of the sort.

You don't say a lot of things I!

If you can't say anything nice...

Ah...but that said...you DID win the game.

What, do I get a prize or something?

I said so. You found me, so you get a prize. I wouldn't go back on that.

Uh huh. What's the prize?

I didn’t plan that far. I could buy you a new coffeemaker?

The coffeemaker isn't broken though.

It's not broken right?

[................wings flutter, but doesn't answer that]

Anyways. What else would you want? A room upgrade? A coupon good for one free question? I don't touch appliances for a day?

[;;;; NTS CHECK COFFEEPOT]

How about. . .an IOU?

...what kind?

Just an IOU. You'll never know until I spring it on you. Does that sound interesting?

You're going to use it for some honesty or feelings bullshit, so sure. Low risk.

Wha--I could surprise you! You don't know that!

I won't hold my breath.

[splashes balls at him]

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