darkroastbean | [IC INBOX]

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[................wings flutter, but doesn't answer that]

Anyways. What else would you want? A room upgrade? A coupon good for one free question? I don't touch appliances for a day?

[;;;; NTS CHECK COFFEEPOT]

How about. . .an IOU?

...what kind?

Just an IOU. You'll never know until I spring it on you. Does that sound interesting?

You're going to use it for some honesty or feelings bullshit, so sure. Low risk.

Wha--I could surprise you! You don't know that!

I won't hold my breath.

[splashes balls at him]

[Tosses a ball, aiming to bounce it off P's head]

An IOU. Please do your best to make me regret it.

[it bounces SPECTACULARLY with a BONK]

I will make it my top priority.

I knew I could count on you.

[Pulls himself out of the ballpit finally]

[gonna just vibe in the ballpit, goodbye]

The next time you wanna play a game? Just ask. No need to trick me, alright?

[Snorts, digging balls out of his 5000 pockets]

I'm more likely to throw myself out a window first.

Even if you can fly, please don't. At least until I cash in my IOU.

Well there goes my fun.

[taps head]

Just as planned.

...If I ask, will you say yes?

Only one way to find out.

Gross.

[Turns to leave]

[a little snort, but let's him go. GOOD GAME, I.]

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