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[darkroastbean]

[beep beep]

Comments

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

I'll be waiting.

[darkroastbean]

GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN

1/2

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

But I just figured it out! Look, it’s working!

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[darkroastbean]

[THE SOUND OF FOOTSTEPS RUNNING TOWARD THE KITCHEN]

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Walking around on the counters carrying a piece of salmon towards the coffee maker]

[darkroastbean]

[BUSTS IN]

NO. Step away from the coffee!!

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Stops in his tracks and looks over but doesn't step away]

[Makes direct eye contact]

[darkroastbean]

[POINTS

STERNLY]

Drop the fish! Just drop it and walk away, I can salvage this!

1/2

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Drops the fish-]

...

[-into the keurig]

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Makes a run for it because there is only enough time to save the coffee or grab I]

[darkroastbean]

[MOTHER FUCKER]

I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP, I!!!

[GOES...FOR THE Keurig so he can stop it before makes fish coffee sludge sob]

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Is barista]

[...still going to find a more secure spot to sleep for the night though]