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Feb
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16th
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2022
08:03 am
darkroastbean
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Date:
2022-03-06 08:28 am (UTC)
From:
morelikefakespeareamirite
I'll be waiting.
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Date:
2022-03-06 05:30 pm (UTC)
From:
darkroastbean
GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN
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Date:
2022-03-06 05:56 pm (UTC)
From:
morelikefakespeareamirite
But I just figured it out! Look, it’s working!
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Date:
2022-03-06 06:10 pm (UTC)
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Date:
2022-03-06 06:10 pm (UTC)
From:
morelikefakespeareamirite
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Date:
2022-03-06 06:17 pm (UTC)
From:
darkroastbean
[THE SOUND OF FOOTSTEPS RUNNING TOWARD THE KITCHEN]
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Date:
2022-03-06 06:33 pm (UTC)
From:
morelikefakespeareamirite
[Walking around on the counters carrying a piece of salmon towards the coffee maker]
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Date:
2022-03-06 06:42 pm (UTC)
From:
darkroastbean
[BUSTS IN]
NO. Step away from the coffee!!
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Date:
2022-03-06 06:49 pm (UTC)
From:
morelikefakespeareamirite
[Stops in his tracks and looks over but doesn't step away]
[Makes direct eye contact]
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Date:
2022-03-06 07:06 pm (UTC)
From:
darkroastbean
[POINTS
STERNLY]
Drop the fish! Just drop it and walk away, I can salvage this!
1/2
Date:
2022-03-06 07:08 pm (UTC)
From:
morelikefakespeareamirite
[Drops the fish-]
...
[-into the keurig]
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Date:
2022-03-06 07:09 pm (UTC)
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Date:
2022-03-06 07:09 pm (UTC)
From:
morelikefakespeareamirite
[Makes a run for it because there is only enough time to save the coffee or grab I]
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Date:
2022-03-06 07:20 pm (UTC)
From:
darkroastbean
[MOTHER FUCKER]
I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP, I!!!
[GOES...FOR THE Keurig so he can stop it before makes fish coffee sludge sob]
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Date:
2022-03-06 07:24 pm (UTC)
From:
morelikefakespeareamirite
[Is barista]
[...still going to find a more secure spot to sleep for the night though]
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Date: 2022-03-06 08:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-03-06 05:30 pm (UTC)1/2
Date: 2022-03-06 05:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-03-06 06:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-03-06 06:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-03-06 06:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-03-06 06:42 pm (UTC)NO. Step away from the coffee!!
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Date: 2022-03-06 06:49 pm (UTC)[Makes direct eye contact]
no subject
Date: 2022-03-06 07:06 pm (UTC)STERNLY]
Drop the fish! Just drop it and walk away, I can salvage this!
1/2
Date: 2022-03-06 07:08 pm (UTC)...
[-into the keurig]
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Date: 2022-03-06 07:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-03-06 07:20 pm (UTC)I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP, I!!!
[GOES...FOR THE Keurig so he can stop it before makes fish coffee sludge sob]
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Date: 2022-03-06 07:24 pm (UTC)[...still going to find a more secure spot to sleep for the night though]