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Her life would be simpler if I didn't go back.

As for why...if you start reading a story, you don't just put it back on the shelf halfway through.

I would if it was shitty or boring! So I suppose you at least don't think the latter is an issue.

Is it fun where you live?

From what I remember? It's at least not boring, I guess. And I care a lot about the people around me.

Even if they're huge assholes. What would you consider fun?

I wouldn't mind being summoned by someone like you sometime.

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is this a compliment? he thinks this is a compliment]

Th. . .thanks? I'm just a normal human though, I don't think I could just "summon" a person out of thin air. Conmen are equated to magicians, but we don't have everything in our bag of tricks.

Just a thought.

. . .would you come to my world if you could?

To what end? Being unpleasant and making your life difficult?

From what I remember that's just a Tuesday for me. And if you got bored enough you decided to turn into that. . .worm dragon and destroy the world, it's not like I could stop you. Hopefully you'd give me a quick death.

...and people think I'm the weird one.

You're a magical fairy bug man dragon??

Exactly. Weirdo.

[wheezes]

Well, at least I'm in good company?

Who's the company?

You! The implication is that we're both weirdos!

Me? I'm normal.

I can't believe you have the audacity to say that to my face.

The truth always finds a way!

Says the bugman that calls himself a liar.

Now you're catching on.

Better late than never.

Did you just want to tell me about your memory?

...

I wanted to talk out loud to see if I could figure out if I'll disappear if I die here,

Wha. . .what?!

Is someone trying to kill you?! There wasn't a bad game I missed, was there?!

Do I seem like the type someone would want to-….okay, fair.

No, the newest one just said something that got me thinking. That’s all.

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