darkroastbean | [IC INBOX]

darkroastbean

[beep beep]

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From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

[Mr.Coffee is fine and there isn’t a man or moth in sight]

From:

darkroastbean

[SKIDS INTO KITCHEN.........looks around]

What the. . .I? Hey, I! Where are you??

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

How about this… If you can find me, you get a prize? Doesn’t that sound fun?

From:

darkroastbean

[THIS FACE AT HIS PHONE]

He wants to play hide and seek? What the hell. [replies back--]

Are you still in the dorm???

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

Yes and I can hear you.

From:

darkroastbean

. . .

[checks INSIDE the coffee pot to make sure I isn't trying to like, drown himself in beans]

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

Wrong. What do you like so much about coffee anyways?

From:

darkroastbean

[CHECKS THE FRIDGE NEXT]

You can hear me, right? I'm surprised you haven't figured it out yet. It's calming, and you guys like drinking it. It's something easy we can share.

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

Isn’t it supposed to be energizing? Not calming?

From:

darkroastbean

[hmm not in kitchen. Walking out to check the ballpit]

Well yeah, it helps wake you up and stuff, but the smell and warmth is really soothing. Just something familiar and comfortable. . .maybe you'd get it better if I made one with more earthy tones for you.

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

I was born without tastebuds or a sense of smell, sorry.

From:

darkroastbean

That is a LIE you like the taste of melon!!

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

To be fair…I never said I liked melon. Just that I was looking for it.

From:

darkroastbean

[stares at phone]

[frowns!!]

Okay but--you wouldn't eat it unless it was something you enjoyed. You wouldn't do something that you thought was pointless, right?