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From:

darkroastbean

That is. . .weirdly poetic. Since you said honorary, I'll take it as a compliment? But I think I'm just exactly what it says on the tin. A conman. We're just really good at blending in.

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

A conman is no less impressive. It's easy to stand out, if anything it's harder to blend in.

From:

darkroastbean

[????????????]

Are you actually calling me impressive?? That's like, two compliments! Are you okay?

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

[Kicks him away]

Ugh, I take it back.

From:

darkroastbean

[HEH]

I'm just having fun with you.

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

I've been struck again, I see.

From:

darkroastbean

You let your guard down, how embarrassing for you.

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

I guess I'll just have to hide in my room. I can certainly never show my face again.

From:

darkroastbean

I'd personally be really impressed if you managed that. You like hanging out with people, you just don't want to admit it.

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

Can you not say something that gross in front of me?

From:

darkroastbean

Consider it payback for the surprise caterpillars.

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

Was it really a surprise when the caterpillars were with me all along?

From:

darkroastbean

Yes?? I'm *not* actually a fae, of course that was a surprise.

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

I'm not really a fae either.

From:

darkroastbean

Yes you are. Why would you tell a blatant lie like that?

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

I wanted to feel included.

From:

darkroastbean

Literally no one else calls themselves a fae though. . .

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

Maybe you all should start then.

From:

darkroastbean

Do you. . .want us to?

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

If I said 'yes' then would you?

From:

darkroastbean

. . .

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I don't think anyone is going to believe it coming from me but. . .sure, why not? We're all liars here.

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

You're the best conman in Japan, aren't you? Shouldn't it be "I'll make them believe it"?

From:

darkroastbean

[snorts]

Using my own title against me. Fine, yeah. I'll take on that challenge.

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

Besides, you'll have support from the ruler class servant Oberon to corroborate your story. A lie is more believable the more people that tell it, afterall.