[IC INBOX]

[darkroastbean]

[beep beep]

Comments

Day 458

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Do you want to play a game?

Re: Day 458

[darkroastbean]

[STARES SAT HIS PHONE.



sighs]


Sure I what is it.

Re: Day 458

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[…I is typing

…I is typing

…I is typing]

Re: Day 458

[darkroastbean]

[buddy]

Is this a text game.

Re: Day 458

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

No…it’s called ‘Guess What’s In Mr.CoffeePot’

Re: Day 458

[darkroastbean]

[THE SOUND OF A CRASH FROM HIS ROOM AS HE SCRAMBLES OUT OF BED AND IS RACING FOR THE KITCHEN]

Re: Day 458

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Mr.Coffee is fine and there isn’t a man or moth in sight]

Re: Day 458

[darkroastbean]

[SKIDS INTO KITCHEN.........looks around]

What the. . .I? Hey, I! Where are you??

Re: Day 458

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

How about this… If you can find me, you get a prize? Doesn’t that sound fun?

Re: Day 458

[darkroastbean]

[THIS FACE AT HIS PHONE]

He wants to play hide and seek? What the hell. [replies back--]


Are you still in the dorm???

Re: Day 458

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Yes and I can hear you.

Re: Day 458

[darkroastbean]

. . .

[checks INSIDE the coffee pot to make sure I isn't trying to like, drown himself in beans]

Re: Day 458

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Wrong. What do you like so much about coffee anyways?

Re: Day 458

[darkroastbean]

[CHECKS THE FRIDGE NEXT]

You can hear me, right? I'm surprised you haven't figured it out yet. It's calming, and you guys like drinking it. It's something easy we can share.

Re: Day 458

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Isn’t it supposed to be energizing? Not calming?

Re: Day 458

[darkroastbean]

[hmm not in kitchen. Walking out to check the ballpit]

Well yeah, it helps wake you up and stuff, but the smell and warmth is really soothing. Just something familiar and comfortable. . .maybe you'd get it better if I made one with more earthy tones for you.

Re: Day 458

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

I was born without tastebuds or a sense of smell, sorry.

Re: Day 458

[darkroastbean]

That is a LIE you like the taste of melon!!

Re: Day 458

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

To be fair…I never said I liked melon. Just that I was looking for it.

Re: Day 458

[darkroastbean]

[stares at phone]


[frowns!!]

Okay but--you wouldn't eat it unless it was something you enjoyed. You wouldn't do something that you thought was pointless, right?

Re: Day 458

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Theres the sound of laughter from somewhere within the ballpit]

Re: Day 458

[darkroastbean]

[!!!

STOMPING DOWN THE STEPS]

I can hear you! You're in here somewhere, I!

Re: Day 458

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Fuck]

No, I’m not.

Re: Day 458

[darkroastbean]

[STARTS SCATTERING BALLS]

Re: Day 458

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Attempting to appear as small and round as possible]