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There's a distinct difference! I have to keep up a persona too, you know!

Go on! Do tell! What persona is that exactly? Tell me all about it!

Don't make that face at me!! It's nothing to be giddy about! I'm just--I'm supposed to be the helpful, nice unassuming one, you know? Everyone else is way flashier than me, so i rather just appear a little more lowkey, but likeable.

Flashy...? Who's flashy?

Are. . .are you being serious? All of you! [gestures with his hands]

Tea's a damn dragon! And not to mention beautiful to boot! W's a real life action hero, and those wings could catch anyone's eyes! F is super charming and smart and always showing off his weird inventions, R's a little bundle of sunshine, and even if you, even when you're just acting, you're bubbly and friendly. Not to mention anyone who didn't know you would be taken in by your little fairy act, hook, line, and sinker.

You're all amazing!

All of Alcheme are honorary fae. That includes you. That is...to varying degrees, we all lack memories. So our forms are all unknown. We've merely used a poet's pen to give us shape and give name to our airy nothing.

That is. . .weirdly poetic. Since you said honorary, I'll take it as a compliment? But I think I'm just exactly what it says on the tin. A conman. We're just really good at blending in.

A conman is no less impressive. It's easy to stand out, if anything it's harder to blend in.

[????????????]

Are you actually calling me impressive?? That's like, two compliments! Are you okay?

[Kicks him away]

Ugh, I take it back.

[HEH]

I'm just having fun with you.

I've been struck again, I see.

You let your guard down, how embarrassing for you.

I guess I'll just have to hide in my room. I can certainly never show my face again.

I'd personally be really impressed if you managed that. You like hanging out with people, you just don't want to admit it.

Can you not say something that gross in front of me?

Consider it payback for the surprise caterpillars.

Was it really a surprise when the caterpillars were with me all along?

Yes?? I'm *not* actually a fae, of course that was a surprise.

I'm not really a fae either.

Yes you are. Why would you tell a blatant lie like that?

I wanted to feel included.

Literally no one else calls themselves a fae though. . .

Maybe you all should start then.

Do you. . .want us to?

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