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Well now you're just showing off.

Secret human power. We learn and evolve.

I might have noticed.

...there's a child I look after back home. "Look after" is a bit generous. I help teach her magic in her dreams because it's useful to me. She learns quickly and evolves quickly too.

[thIS FACE, LIGHTING UP]

You. . .have a friend?

No, I lie and tell her I'm Merlin, so she doesn't realize it's me.

[DEFLATES]

I. . .don't know who that is, but why? It must mean you want her to stick around, right? Aside from you generally enjoying screwing with people. . .

[Please hold, looks the most delighted he's ever looked]

Did you just say you don't know who Merlin is? The grand caster?

[genuine baffled look]

N. . .no? Should I?

You don't read much, do you?

I read plenty!! Merlin just sounds like one of those dumb wizard names. Or a cat.

[Actually laughs...and not like a weird fake laugh. Congratulations.]

[.....DELIGHTED BUT ALARMED?]

Am I missing a joke. . .?

He is a dumb wizard....that is very fluffy like a cat. That said, he is probably the most powerful of all caster class servants.

Wait.

You mean the ACTUAL Merlin?? Literally?

What other Merlin would I be talking about?

I just thought you knew some other weirdo going by the name!

At least you properly called him a weirdo.

Because wizards are silly. . .our theming aside.

So why did you have to pretend to be him to trick this kid?

It would complicate things in the waking world. Letting her believe it's Merlin teaching her in her dreams is easier.

I. . .don't get that at all.

But you must have enjoyed her company to go through the trouble.

…As much as I can like anyone, probably.

As the true pillar, she’ll probably be the one to defeat me this time around if I succeed in destroying the false pillar.

[stares at him like what words are you saying--]

Wanna elaborate on that?

She was supposed to be king, not Morgan. So I’m going to kill Morgan and Artoria will probably kill me. It’s simple really.

[these are so many names]

What if. . .no one kills anyone and they still let her be. . .king?

You’re a very optimistic con man.

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