darkroastbean | [IC INBOX]

darkroastbean

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From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

She was supposed to be king, not Morgan. So I’m going to kill Morgan and Artoria will probably kill me. It’s simple really.

From:

darkroastbean

[these are so many names]

What if. . .no one kills anyone and they still let her be. . .king?

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

You’re a very optimistic con man.

From:

darkroastbean

My profession doesn't define me!

Why are you so certain your life is tied to some, cosmic predetermined script?

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

Shit, you got me there. I will just leave the timeline as is and live forever.

From:

darkroastbean

Could you?

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

Leave the timeline alone or live forever?

From:

darkroastbean

. . .Both. . .?

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

…I don’t know. And that’s probably not a lie.

From:

darkroastbean

Would you miss anyone if you could?

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

[Thinking...thinking...]

No one that I can think of?

From:

darkroastbean

Not even that girl, huh?

So then why go back to it?

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

Her life would be simpler if I didn't go back.

As for why...if you start reading a story, you don't just put it back on the shelf halfway through.

From:

darkroastbean

I would if it was shitty or boring! So I suppose you at least don't think the latter is an issue.

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

Is it fun where you live?

From:

darkroastbean

From what I remember? It's at least not boring, I guess. And I care a lot about the people around me.

Even if they're huge assholes. What would you consider fun?

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

I wouldn't mind being summoned by someone like you sometime.

From:

darkroastbean

[is

is this a compliment? he thinks this is a compliment]

Th. . .thanks? I'm just a normal human though, I don't think I could just "summon" a person out of thin air. Conmen are equated to magicians, but we don't have everything in our bag of tricks.

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

Just a thought.

From:

darkroastbean

. . .would you come to my world if you could?

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

To what end? Being unpleasant and making your life difficult?

From:

darkroastbean

From what I remember that's just a Tuesday for me. And if you got bored enough you decided to turn into that. . .worm dragon and destroy the world, it's not like I could stop you. Hopefully you'd give me a quick death.