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[darkroastbean]

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Re: Night 465

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Replace your coffee beans with bugs.

Re: Night 465

[darkroastbean]

[attempts to push off his pillow]

Re: Night 465

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Makes eye contact. Reaches into his pockets. Sets caterpillars on the pillow.]

Re: Night 465

[darkroastbean]

[SCREAMS]

WHERE DID YOU GET BUGS??

Re: Night 465

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

My pockets?

[Judging from the patterns and such they’re clearly some weird hell variety]

Re: Night 465

[darkroastbean]

[TRIES TO SHOO THEM OFF HIS BED]

Don't carry bugs around in your pockets! That's like, the opposite of sanitary! Ugh, I'm gonna have to wash my sheets. . .

Re: Night 465

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Does it really matter when I'm...well...

[Splays dragonfly wings for both intimidation and also making a point. As god intended.]

Technically there is bug all over the dorm.

[Sets about carefully gathering up the caterpillars]

Re: Night 465

[darkroastbean]

[another wheeze]

That's different! It's--it's you, so that's not a problem.

[frowns and picks up a caterpillar. then immediately drops it. wegh!!]

These things are literal hellspawns, who knows what they might be carrying.

Re: Night 465

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Reaches out to catch it before it hits the ground wheeze]

Re: Night 465

[darkroastbean]

[oh

;;;;remembers one of his prior memories]

Uh. Sorry. . .you treat bugs like they're your friends, right?

Re: Night 465

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Standing and walking to the wall so he can reach up and carefully feed them into the hamster tubes, pushing them to go in the direction of his room]

Friends? They're just low-level faeries...children and the weak.

Re: Night 465

[darkroastbean]

[;;; JUST NOT GONNA THINK ABOUT HOW MANY BUGS I HAS BEEN HERDING THRU HIS ROOM UP TIL NOW]

But, you care about them, right? Sorry. Don't put them on my bed, but I won't squish or throw any anymore.

Re: Night 465

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Why would I care about them?

Re: Night 465

[darkroastbean]

You tell me! But I guess you don't need a reason to care about something. You just do it.

Re: Night 465

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

...I don't hate them.

Re: Night 465

[darkroastbean]

That's. . .high praise for you. So I'll be more careful around them.

As long as they aren't in my room.

Re: Night 465

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Gross.

Re: Night 465

[darkroastbean]

Says that bug fairy dragon guy getting dirt all over my bed.

Why don't you try thinking up something you want. . .for yourself. That doesn't involve getting a reaction out of me.

Re: Night 465

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Getting a reaction out of W. Because that is probably hard mode.

Re: Night 465

[darkroastbean]

.........Okay maybe reel it back, that seems like a "or die trying" effort. Don't you want anything that will make you, you know, happy?

Re: Night 465

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

What's so great about being happy?

Re: Night 465

[darkroastbean]

. . .

I dunno. Maybe I just want you to be--it'd just be interesting to see if it were possible.

Re: Night 465

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

You're rather soft for a con artist, aren't you?

Re: Night 465

[darkroastbean]

Probably, but it catches suckers off guard well enough.

Re: Night 465

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Should a nice guy like you be saying such a rude word like "suckers"?