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[darkroastbean]

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Re: Evening 481

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

We're trapped in Hell, who has time for class?

[Letting himself in, going to claim a pillow to sit on]

Re: Evening 481

[darkroastbean]

All the more reason. Something something saving dignity. [closing the door]

What did you want? And please say there aren't caterpillars in your pockets again.

Re: Evening 481

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Fine, I won't say there are caterpillars in my pockets.

I was talking to the newbie and he got me thinking and now the thinking won't stop.

Re: Evening 481

[darkroastbean]

--thinking about what?

Re: Evening 481

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Such a face. What's the worst I could be thinking about? Have some faith. Believe in faeries.

Re: Evening 481

[darkroastbean]

How to destroy the world. How to destroy yourself. Why do you hate everything. Does everyone hate you. Do you not have a purpose outside of what you were summoned for. What will you do after leaving this place. Pondering why you believe you're incapable of feeling human emotions.

I can go on.

Re: Evening 481

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

...

Well now you're just showing off.

Re: Evening 481

[darkroastbean]

Secret human power. We learn and evolve.

Re: Evening 481

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

I might have noticed.

...there's a child I look after back home. "Look after" is a bit generous. I help teach her magic in her dreams because it's useful to me. She learns quickly and evolves quickly too.

Re: Evening 481

[darkroastbean]

[thIS FACE, LIGHTING UP]

You. . .have a friend?

Re: Evening 481

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

No, I lie and tell her I'm Merlin, so she doesn't realize it's me.

Re: Evening 481

[darkroastbean]

[DEFLATES]

I. . .don't know who that is, but why? It must mean you want her to stick around, right? Aside from you generally enjoying screwing with people. . .

Re: Evening 481

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Please hold, looks the most delighted he's ever looked]

Did you just say you don't know who Merlin is? The grand caster?

Re: Evening 481

[darkroastbean]

[genuine baffled look]

N. . .no? Should I?

Re: Evening 481

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

You don't read much, do you?

Re: Evening 481

[darkroastbean]

I read plenty!! Merlin just sounds like one of those dumb wizard names. Or a cat.

Re: Evening 481

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Actually laughs...and not like a weird fake laugh. Congratulations.]

Re: Evening 481

[darkroastbean]

[.....DELIGHTED BUT ALARMED?]

Am I missing a joke. . .?

Re: Evening 481

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

He is a dumb wizard....that is very fluffy like a cat. That said, he is probably the most powerful of all caster class servants.

Re: Evening 481

[darkroastbean]

Wait.

You mean the ACTUAL Merlin?? Literally?

Re: Evening 481

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

What other Merlin would I be talking about?

Re: Evening 481

[darkroastbean]

I just thought you knew some other weirdo going by the name!

Re: Evening 481

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

At least you properly called him a weirdo.

Re: Evening 481

[darkroastbean]

Because wizards are silly. . .our theming aside.

So why did you have to pretend to be him to trick this kid?

Re: Evening 481

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

It would complicate things in the waking world. Letting her believe it's Merlin teaching her in her dreams is easier.