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darkroastbean

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From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

What were you expecting then?

From:

darkroastbean

I just thought I was a normal guy with a quiet, normal life. Or, that's what I wanted anyway. [leans back]

But anyone like that wouldn't be here. There'd be nothing for us to bargain our souls for. So that means I'm probably waiting to remember something I want--the same goes for you.

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

Life would be boring if you were totally normal.

...I can't really picture wanting anything that badly.

From:

darkroastbean

Can you really say that if you've never been normal?

[then a beat]

And can you think of anything you do want just a little? Even if it's not like, soul exchange worthy?

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

Replace your coffee beans with bugs.

From:

darkroastbean

[attempts to push off his pillow]

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

[Makes eye contact. Reaches into his pockets. Sets caterpillars on the pillow.]

From:

darkroastbean

[SCREAMS]

WHERE DID YOU GET BUGS??

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

My pockets?

[Judging from the patterns and such they’re clearly some weird hell variety]

From:

darkroastbean

[TRIES TO SHOO THEM OFF HIS BED]

Don't carry bugs around in your pockets! That's like, the opposite of sanitary! Ugh, I'm gonna have to wash my sheets. . .

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

Does it really matter when I'm...well...

[Splays dragonfly wings for both intimidation and also making a point. As god intended.]

Technically there is bug all over the dorm.

[Sets about carefully gathering up the caterpillars]

From:

darkroastbean

[another wheeze]

That's different! It's--it's you, so that's not a problem.

[frowns and picks up a caterpillar. then immediately drops it. wegh!!]

These things are literal hellspawns, who knows what they might be carrying.

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

[Reaches out to catch it before it hits the ground wheeze]

From:

darkroastbean

[oh

;;;;remembers one of his prior memories]

Uh. Sorry. . .you treat bugs like they're your friends, right?

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

[Standing and walking to the wall so he can reach up and carefully feed them into the hamster tubes, pushing them to go in the direction of his room]

Friends? They're just low-level faeries...children and the weak.

From:

darkroastbean

[;;; JUST NOT GONNA THINK ABOUT HOW MANY BUGS I HAS BEEN HERDING THRU HIS ROOM UP TIL NOW]

But, you care about them, right? Sorry. Don't put them on my bed, but I won't squish or throw any anymore.

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

Why would I care about them?

From:

darkroastbean

You tell me! But I guess you don't need a reason to care about something. You just do it.

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

...I don't hate them.

From:

darkroastbean

That's. . .high praise for you. So I'll be more careful around them.

As long as they aren't in my room.

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

Gross.

From:

darkroastbean

Says that bug fairy dragon guy getting dirt all over my bed.

Why don't you try thinking up something you want. . .for yourself. That doesn't involve getting a reaction out of me.