darkroastbean | [IC INBOX]

darkroastbean

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From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

It was boring and knocking is beneath me. Now step aside.

From:

darkroastbean

It's the classy thing to do! [...letting him in tho, stepping to the side]

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

We're trapped in Hell, who has time for class?

[Letting himself in, going to claim a pillow to sit on]

From:

darkroastbean

All the more reason. Something something saving dignity. [closing the door]

What did you want? And please say there aren't caterpillars in your pockets again.

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

Fine, I won't say there are caterpillars in my pockets.

I was talking to the newbie and he got me thinking and now the thinking won't stop.

From:

darkroastbean

--thinking about what?

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

Such a face. What's the worst I could be thinking about? Have some faith. Believe in faeries.

From:

darkroastbean

How to destroy the world. How to destroy yourself. Why do you hate everything. Does everyone hate you. Do you not have a purpose outside of what you were summoned for. What will you do after leaving this place. Pondering why you believe you're incapable of feeling human emotions.

I can go on.

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

...

Well now you're just showing off.

From:

darkroastbean

Secret human power. We learn and evolve.

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

I might have noticed.

...there's a child I look after back home. "Look after" is a bit generous. I help teach her magic in her dreams because it's useful to me. She learns quickly and evolves quickly too.

From:

darkroastbean

[thIS FACE, LIGHTING UP]

You. . .have a friend?

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

No, I lie and tell her I'm Merlin, so she doesn't realize it's me.

From:

darkroastbean

[DEFLATES]

I. . .don't know who that is, but why? It must mean you want her to stick around, right? Aside from you generally enjoying screwing with people. . .