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darkroastbean

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From:

darkroastbean

did F clone you i freaking swear if he did...........

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

[From inside the hamster tunnels in P's room]

No, my other body isn't here with me. Or rather, I can't access it.

From:

darkroastbean

[alkdfjadfk JUMPS and tumbles off his bed]

How long have you been up there. . .? You should have just said you took a memory.

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

Where would the fun in that be?

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darkroastbean

Ah, of course. How silly of me.

So, what did you mean? Can you change into a different body kinda like what Tea does? I think she can only look like a dragon because of our potions.

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morelikefakespeareamirite

It's not "changing". I can exist in both bodies at once in the same space. I can summon my other body when I need it.

From:

darkroastbean

That's--I'm not really understanding. Kind of like that ability Avante has? Or--oh, like clone ninjitsu, right? There was a comic about that.

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morelikefakespeareamirite

I can show you.

From:

darkroastbean

I thought you said you couldn't use it. Or--wait you mean the memory?

[walking over to open the hamster tube cuz lbr it absolutely has a hatch/hinges on it]

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

[Hopping out of the tube]

W-oah!

From:

darkroastbean

[tries to catch him]

Be careful! And is it a memory or not?

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

[Fwumps into his hands]

It's a memory. What else would it be?

From:

darkroastbean

[wheeze. setting him down on a pillow]

I dunno, you pop up with some weird things sometimes. But if it's a memory, sure, I'll watch.

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

[Digs out his phone, replaying a very short memory he's seen before but P hasn't]

From:

darkroastbean

[leaning into watch]

Wow, that's a lot of bu--

From:

darkroastbean

[akdfjdakfls STARTLES BACKWARDS]

WHAT WAS THAT? A--dragon? Or??

From:

morelikefakespeareamirite

That was me.

From:

darkroastbean

You can turn into a giant eldritch bug dragon??

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morelikefakespeareamirite

Turn into isn't EXACTLY right. I can "turn into" or co-exist in both this form and that form separately at the same time. I just am that, just as I am this. Which form is the "true" body, I don't know.

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darkroastbean

I. . I see. I guess, maybe, it doesn't matter? That doesn't seem like a convenient body to have.

So maybe that's why you look the way you do now? I don't think that other body would fit in the dorms.

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morelikefakespeareamirite

[Poofs back to normal size, sitting on the pillow]

Considering my other body is nine hundred miles long...? Yes, that would be a problem.

From:

darkroastbean

[shudders]

Yeah, I thought Tea could get big, but this is a whole other level! I have no idea how you guys manage stuff like that, I can't even comprehend it.

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morelikefakespeareamirite

"Stuff like that"...?

From:

darkroastbean

Having powers to create or destroy a universe, existing as multiple yous. . .it's beyond normal people's scope, you know? It sounds like a lot to deal with.